THEME ©
I kept saying to my friends with tumblrs, "if I had a tumblr, I would reblog this," so eventually I thought, 'well, I might as well get a tumblr.'
Turns out I had already signed up for one?

Anyway, now I'm here.


d'acc o d'acc = okie dokie in french
littlehispanicspiders:

Deny who you are, and fate will conspire against you.
Accept who you are, and the universe will drive you far from what you know.
Transform who you are, and the world will change with you
Dear Prospective Employer,

tehjennismightier:

I read you need a Thing. I can TOTALLY Thing.

I thinged for Place and Other Location, and I have additional experience in Activities, Doing, and Stuff.

Please look at my list of Thinging history and call me if you want to chat about how I can Thing and Stuff for you.

Sincerely,

Super-compentent Adult

(via abbygoround)

Posted 3 Apr
adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
Made my Miles playlist into an @8tracks: Let Me Save You — A Miles Morales Fanmix by gazzafizza.
Getting shot with an arrow is like getting stabbed but from far away.
- Silas, The Ranger (via outofcontextdnd)
Posted 3 Apr

I drank some drinks and now I’m drunk.

Posted 3 Apr